Remove the attempts to have these issues land in the same 'inbox' (the
existing project board for triage). Since they're closed, the automated
workflow of the project board will move them to the 'Closed'
column/status even with the API call specifically moving them to
'Incoming' instead. It is what it is, we'll have a separate project
board for this.

Also:
- don't look at comments on PRs
- don't freak out if the issue has no type
- add a permissions block as a defensive measure (in case someone adds
secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN later)
- add a timeout to avoid hanging out for six hours or whatever the
default is
- add some logging.

Release Notes:

- N/A